Pastor's Business Card
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At onehouse it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer cameto his repeated knocks at the door.Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" onthe back of it and stuck it in the door.When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message,"Genesis 3:10."Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door andknock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."