Christian One Liners!hehe

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Don't let your worries get the best of you;
remember, Moses started out as a basket case.
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Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited
until you try to sit in their pews.
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Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.
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It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
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The good Lord didn't create anything without
a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
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When you get to your wit's end,
you'll find God lives there.
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People are funny; they want the front of the bus,
the middle of the road, and the back of the church.
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Opportunity may knock once,
but temptation bangs on your front door forever.
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Quit griping about your church;
if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.
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If the church wants a better pastor,
it only needs to pray for the one it has.
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God Himself does not propose to judge a man
until he is dead. So why should you?
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Some minds are like concrete
thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
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Peace starts with a smile.
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I don't know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you
stay home from?!
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A lot of church members who are singing
"Standing on the Promises" are just
sitting on the premises.
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We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.
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Be ye fishers of people.
You catch them - He'll clean them.
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Coincidence is when God chooses
to remain anonymous.
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Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
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Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
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Forbidden fruits create many jams.
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God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
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God grades on the cross, not the curve.
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God loves everyone, but probably prefers
"fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!"
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God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
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He who angers you, controls you!
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If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!
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Prayer:
Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!
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The task ahead of us is never as great as
the Power behind us.
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The Will of God never takes you to where
the Grace of God will not protect you.
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We don't change the message,
the message changes us.
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You can tell how big a person is
by what it takes to.........discourage him.
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The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:
1 cross + 3 nails= 4 given.
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